I’m Hiring

money is ❤️

FREELANCERS: I KINDA HAVE A CRAZY IDEA. R U IN?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. I'm a content-machine, I'll get you gigs maybe?

Am I hiring?

i ❤️ u

YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF, HOW, AND FOR HOW MUCH?

It's really not complicated.

ok then wut

I HAVE A LOT OF LEADS. I WANT TO MARKET, MAKE CONTENT, AND NETWORK. NOT SPEND MY TIME FUTZING.

I want to be your designated Freelance Agent. Or start this as an agency. I need to know if anyone is interested, first.

? Does it cost anything
- A percentage of your project. I'm not going to rob you blind, please don't worry.  I'm not a jerk.

? Oh, so you're greedy
- I'm pulling 12hr days getting leads. So. Naw.

? Will I have to negotiate
- No, I'll do that.

? Who writes contracts
- Me, you can approve of them.

Am I hiring?

 u ❤️ the idea

STOP HUNTING FOR LEADS. LET ME HUNT. I LIKE TO HUNT AND GATHER LIKE AN ANIME SQUIRREL.

Sound good to you? If so, just scroll down a teeny, tiny bit. And submit the form! I'll reach out in between 1-2 business days, unless it's a holiday.

❤️ to blow up my website

The form is closed! Great googly-moogly, so many submissions holy crap.